Love Changes Everything

9 Feb

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They say that Love Changes Everything.

Someone even wrote a song about it…..

Is it true though?

Personally I couldn’t give a toss if it is or isn’t!

However,

It’s almost that overly commercial time of year where women receive skimpy garments that they would never purchase for themselves, bought by naive men that think it’s going to increase their chance of getting a blow job. All in the name of “Valentine’s Day”

 Call me unromantic, but guys, if you give that much of a shit about someone then just tell them. Every day. Show them. No. Not by sending them a picture of yourself trying to make your stomach look smaller and your know what look bigger, but just by being kind. Every Day!

Who knows, it might even increase your chances of getting laid more often……

So if you now wonder if your token Anne Summers purchase is a bit tokenistic, and that for some insane reason she will think that you bought it more for your benefit than hers, you can fix it…..

Buy the love of your life 11 roses.

On the card, explain why you didn’t buy her 12.

Tell her that you donated the money for the 12th to Life for a Child.

She will see that you have a heart, not just an erection………

 To donate, please visit:

 https://lifeforachildusa.org/sparearose/give/

 Live Long and Bolus

Grumps

 

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